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Best Choice01NobleWorksNobleWorks, Spew Profanities - Humorous Happy Birthday Greeting Card (8.5 x 11 Inch) - J3229BDG
Main highlights- USE: Funny stationery for writing Birthday wishes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface for men and women.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
- SIZE - Jumbo Birthday wishes would require a jumbo Greeting Card. Our extra large greeting cards can be described as giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have a huge impact and leave long lasting, memorable impressions!
- INSIDE GREETING: "I enunciate them clearly, like a lady." "Happy Birthday." COVER - I do not spew profanities.
9.9Exceptional
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- 02NobleWorks
NobleWorks Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Grumpy Old Guy C10067BDG
Main highlights- USE - The ideal, Hilarious card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
- INSIDE GREETING: "But You're Doing Great At It! Happy Birthday" COVER - Bet You Never Thought You'd Become A Grumpy Old Guy.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
9.7Exceptional
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- 03LimaLima
LimaLima Funny Birthday Card For Men Male Adult Dad Brother Best Friend
Free ShippingMain highlights- SUPER HIGH QUALITY – Printed on thick 300gsm card with a smooth finish, this funny birthday card for men feels just as good as it looks. A5 when folded and blank inside, it gives you plenty of space for your own message—funny, heartfelt, or totally inappropriate. Comes with a colourful envelope to make it extra special. Perfect for anyone after birthday card male adult funny or men's birthday cards funny.
- PERFECT FOR HIM – Whether it’s for your dad, grandad, brother, or male friend, this card is a top choice. It’s great for birthday card for him, male friend birthday card, or even as a light-hearted option for 60th birthday cards for men. The humour is playful, relatable, and perfect for a guy who’s always up for a pint and a laugh.
- LAUGH-OUT-LOUD DESIGN – Three older blokes on a park bench mishearing each other? Classic comedy. The conversation goes: “It’s Windy” – “No, it’s Thursday” – “Me too, let’s grab a pint.” Great for funny rude birthday cards for men, birthday card funny for him, or any guy who appreciates a bit of cheeky, age-related banter. A proper crowd-pleaser for pub-loving legends.
- IDEAL FOR ADULT BIRTHDAYS – Part of our adult birthday cards collection, this one’s made for grown-ups with a silly streak. If you’re after rude birthday cards for men or offensive birthday cards for men that keep things light and friendly, this is a great pick. Makes a brilliant birthday card male adult funny without going over the top.
- FOR ANY FUNNY GUY – Whether it’s your grandpa, your dad, or just a mate who loves a good pun, this funny birthday card hits the spot. From birthday card brother to bithday card men (yep, we know the typos happen), this one’s made to get laughs, no matter how many candles are on the cake.
9.6Exceptional
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Value for Money04Tree-Free GreetingsTree-Free Greetings - Birthday Card - Artful Designs - 1 Card + Matching Envelope - Made in USA - 100% Recycled Paper - 5 x 7 - Geezers (VO69651)
Free ShippingMain highlights- VIBRANTLY PRINTED ARTFUL DESIGNS - Beautifully designed cards inside and out! Let the inside cover art enhance your handwritten message. Easy to write on with any pen. Each card comes with a unique matching envelope.
- SUSTAINABLY MADE IN THE USA - Tree-Free greeting cards and envelopes are made from 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Printed using 20% less waste than conventional printing, VOC-free inks, and made with solar power.
- PREMIUM QUALITY - These birthday cards are no exception to Tree Free's commitment to providing high-quality products. Each card is handcrafted with care, using premium cardstock and environmentally sustainable ingredients. The end product is a long-lasting, beautiful card that stands out and creates an everlasting memory.
- PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM THE HEART- In this digital age of emails and text messaging, the personal touch of handwritten notecards goes a long way toward brightening someone’s day. Everyone loves to get a physical personal and meaningful greeting card.
- ARTFUL DESIGNS - Make every birthday memorable with Tree-Free birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or simply congratulating a loved one on another wonderful year, these well-made cards are designed to provide pleasure, love, and warm wishes on their special day.
9.4Excellent
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- 05Greeting Cards for Everyone
Funny Birthday Cards for Women, Men - Happy Birthday Card - Sister Birthday Card - Brother Birthday Card - 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th Birthday Card - Birthday Card for Him, Her
Free ShippingMain highlights- PRINTED on 280gsm card stock paper, these greeting cards are thicker than regular options, offering a high-quality touch. Each card includes an eco-friendly envelope, making it a thoughtful gift choice. Your card is elegantly wrapped to ensure it's presented beautifully.
- PERFECT WAY TO WISH A HAPPY BDAY: Surprise whoever you want (your mom, dad, sister, brother, best friend...) with this cool card.
- PERFECT BIRTHDAY GIFT for men or women, this beautiful and original card was designed to make the perfect gift and to make someone you love smile on their special day, forget those boring cards, time to switch it up to something lighter and funnier.
- BLANK INSIDE for you to write some words to that special person whose birthday you are celebrating and who is as old as a fossil.
- At Greeting Cards for Everyone, ensuring customer satisfaction is our foremost priority. If you find yourself unsatisfied with the card, please contact us for assistance.
9.3Excellent
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- 06Huameigf
Funny Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Cards for Men, Women, Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, Friends, Family | Unique Birthday Decorations & Gifts | Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Free ShippingMain highlights- Sweet Birthday Card-- When your lover receives this card, she may be very excited. When she opens the card, she will smile happily.
- Product: Size: 5.3x 8/ 13.5 cm x 20.5 cm (folded). Printed on quality 300gsm linen card stock recycled, with a matching red envelope.
- Inner blank: The inside of the greeting card is blank, and only the front is printed with a pattern. You can freely express your feelings and write them down.
- Blessing-- Our card says " you can cross " dying young off your list of stuff to worry about" , express your blessings to your friend or family.
- Attention: All of our products are guaranteed. If you have any questions, you can send us a message to inform us and solve it immediately for you. Thank you for visiting this listing!
9.1Excellent
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- 07SWEETZER & ORANGE
Sweetzer & Orange Happy Birthday Cards with Envelopes & Assortment Box. Variety Set of 20 Assorted Birthday Cards with Envelopes, Perfect Bulk Pack for Celebrations, Special Occasions, Friends
Free ShippingMain highlights- With mix n match Envelopes and gold foil accents: Your assorted greeting cards come with luxury 120gsm envelopes in green, blue, purple or teal to match the birthday cards assortment. And many of the cards feature our gold foil print. It’s just a little bit fancy, and a lot of fun!
- Thick Luxury Cardstock: Some notecards bleed and smudge. These are not those, because they’re designed in Europe and printed on thick matte 300gsm card which allows you to use any pen. This box of birthday cards is ready for full expression - blank birthday cards with plenty of plain space inside.
- Never miss a birthday again: You already know why a box of birthday cards bulk pack is so handy to have around – it’s obvious! But what you probably don’t know is that this S&O box of cards will never accidentally let you gift the same happy birthday card twice, because they’re all unique!
- 20 Boxed Cards: This 5.75 x 4.25 inch birthday cards assortment also comes with a greeting cards assortment box so you can store your cute bulk birthday cards safely for next time. You’ll always know where they are, and every card will be clean and tidy for gifting.
- 12-Month Guarantee: With so many unique cards, in unisex designs, you’ll always have a birthday card for him, or daughter, birthday card for dad, nephew birthday card or even a belated birthday card for the boss! Celebrating with a Sweetzer & Orange birthday card pack just makes perfect sense! Order now!
9.0Excellent
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- 08DEEPLAY
DEEPLAY Birthday Card 24 Pack, Bulk Glossy Blank Greeting Card Box Set, Multipack Funny Holographic Gold Foil Happy Birthday Cards Assortment for Friend Adult Teen, 4.7" X 6.7" with Envelops and Cute Stickers
31% Off Free ShippingMain highlights- Upgraded Size: Through customer feedback, we learned that you prefer a larger size, so we upgraded the size of the greeting card to 4.7" X 6.7". We want you to know that DEEPLAY is a company that values customer experience and we heard your preferences and improved it.
- Rich designs: Throw away those loose birthday cards with poor quality and identical designs immediately! Our boxed birthday cards are designed for different age groups with a total of 24 cards, so you can have birthday cards for sons, daughters, parents, men and women at the same time to match birthdays.
- Preferred Material: Each birthday card of DEEPLAY is printed on 300 GSM thick card stock, we guarantee that the selected card stock is 100% virgin pulp card stock, the ink chosen for printing, the paper chosen for envelopes, and the glue chosen for stickers are all certified recyclable materials, absolutely environmentally friendly and safe.
- Holographic gold foil appearance: DEEPLAY birthday cards are laminated with holographic process to give the greeting cards a shiny appearance. Real gold foil text is printed on the greeting card surface to give the card a more advanced visual effect. Don't wait, let it bring you a surprise!
- Blank lining: The greeting card is lined with textured frosted cardstock, suitable for all types of writing pens, and the ink dries quickly. The large blank area gives you enough space to write your birthday wishes or wishes for others, come experience the smoothness of writing like butter!
8.9Very Good
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- 09Central 23
Friend Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Cards for Women - 'A Little Birthday Toast' For Mum Dad Grandpa Nana - Him Her - Sister Birthday Card - Comes With Stickers - By Central 23
Free ShippingMain highlights- COMES WITH FUN STICKERS – to insert into your card and make your message personal and edgy! We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card. Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything!
- GOOD QUALITY - made and printed in the UK on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Hilarious design. Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact.
- SIZE – This celebration card is 4.7 x 6.7 inches and comes with a 4.9 x 6.9 inch envelope in a sealed poly bag
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! What better way to make your loved one smile, than with this super cute card?
- ️ BLANK INSIDE - for your own message, we include a funny tip sheet to help you write something nice!
8.6Very Good
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- 10SWEETZER & ORANGE
Sweetzer & Orange Birthday Card with Envelope – 5x7" – Single Fun Happy Birthday Card for Men, Women, Friends & Family – Message Written Inside - Unique Individual Cardstock & Keepsake Gift
Free ShippingMain highlights- Premium Quality & Unmatched Charm – Crafted from luxurious, 300 GSM thick heavyweight cardstock, this sentimental birthday card is a tactile delight. Smooth to the touch, rich in feel, and designed to last as a cherished memory, this cute birthday card features high-quality printing which ensures vibrant colors and a sophisticated finish.
- Infinite Possibilities – Your words hold the magic. Whether you pen a heartfelt letter, a cheeky joke, or a simple “Happy Birthday,” this elegant birthday card has one side blank, ensuring a meaningful and memorable moment for the recipient. Speak from the heart, and let love do the rest.
- For Every Age, Every Stage, and Every Heart – Timeless yet modern, charming yet classic – this unique birthday card suits all relationships and recipients. Whether for him, her, young, or wise, our luxury birthday card is the perfect way to say, "I thought of you today." So add this stylish birthday card along with your gift to make a statement.
- An Envelope as Classy as Your Message – Every masterpiece needs its frame. This personalizable and aesthetic birthday card arrives with a matching kraft gold envelope and gold foil sealing sticker, ensuring your wishes are wrapped in sophistication, ready to make someone's day shine.
- A Card that Captures the Moment – More than just paper and ink, the Sweetzer & Orange Birthday greeting card is a keepsake – a heartfelt whisper of joy, wrapped in elegance. Whether for a friend, family member, or soulmate, let your words dance across its canvas to make the occasion extra special with our Happy Birthday Card.
8.5Good
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