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- Best Choice01Crazy Dog Tshirts
with A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Sarcastic Bald Joke Hoodie Funny Dad Top Crazy Dog Novelty Hoodies Perfect Birthday Father's Day for Dad with Sarcastic Sayings Soft Comfort Heather Grey XL
Main highlights- UNISEX FIT FOR ALL: Our hoodies are thoughtfully designed with a unisex fit, ensuring that they're suitable for everyone. Crafted for both comfort and style, these hoodies offer a versatile and accommodating fit that appeals to individuals of all genders. Whether you're looking for the perfect hoodie for yourself or as a gift, our unisex designs ensure that everyone can enjoy the ideal fit.
- SNUGGLE UP IN SARCASM: Stay cozy and sarcastic with our collection of assorted joke hoodies. These hoodies are not just warm and comfy; they're also packed with humor. Featuring witty one-liners and clever graphics, they offer a humorous and stylish way to keep warm during chilly days. Ideal for those who enjoy wrapping themselves in laughter.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Our hoodies are crafted with the utmost care and dedication to quality. We stand proudly behind each product, offering a satisfaction guarantee. If our items don't meet your expectations, we promise a hassle-free process for returns or exchanges, ensuring your complete happiness with every purchase.
- PREMIUM DESIGN: All of Crazy Dog's awesome hoodies are designed and printed in the USA with the highest grade ink on state-of-the-art equipment. Made with 100% pre-shrunk poly cotton blends, our products are designed to last and won’t fade over time. Our durable and yet soft material ensures a comfortable fit. If you find yourself between sizes, consider ordering one size up for your ideal fit.
- COVERED IN COMEDY: Our assorted sarcastic joke hoodies are like a punchline you can wear. Whether you're out and about or lounging at home, these hoodies deliver laughs with every wear. From sassy quips to dry humor, our hoodies provide a range of comedic options that make them a fun addition to your wardrobe.
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- Value for Money02Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Just Another Sexy Bald Guy | Funny Dad Husband Grandpa Joke Men Humor Baseball Dad Hat Black, Black, One Size
Main highlights- Professional Embroidery | Durable, vibrant threads applied by expert embroiderers using industry-leading Tajiuma equipment means the stitching will last as long as the hat does
- Premium Materials | Bio-wash finish on cotton twill gives a soft, slightly lived in treatment
- Michigan Artists and Embroiderers | this design was drawn and sewn with pride by our skilled illustrators and embroiderers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel!
- Classic Construction | Unstructured, low-profile, six panel classic "dad" style ballcap with directly stitched embroidery across the front
- Adjustable Closure | Metal slide-buckle closure on the back - adjustable, subtle, and classy
- 03Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.
Just Another Sexy Bald Guy | Funny Dad Husband Grandpa Joke Men Humor T-Shirt-(Adult,M) Sport Grey
Free ShippingMain highlights- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
- TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
- SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can't feel it.
- 04Bavokon
Bald Man Comb - Funny Wooden Hairless Brush and Toothless Comb | Novelty Joke Presents for Dad, Friends | Gag Gift for Men
Main highlights- ◣Wide use: Make your bald friends laugh with this wooden toothless comb and bristle brush set, perfect for birthdays, holidays or any occasion where you want to share a laugh.
- ◣Whimsical Illusion: This bald man comb gag gift's two-ply design creates a realistic illusion of a brush or comb, making it a fun and unique present. The lack of bristles adds to its comical value, making it a perfect novelty item without any scalp irritation.
- ◣Two options available: Bring a smile to anyone's face with this bald man comb gag gift; satisfy your personal preference and needs by choosing from various brush and comb options.
- ◣Funny Accessory: Add some humor and fun to your styling routine with this bald man comb gag gift. Celebrate in a unique way, and give yourself a daily reminder to laugh at life's surprises. Laughter is the best accessory, and this comb is sure to bring some joy and laughter to your day.
- ◣Amusing and Sturdy: Experience the perfect combination of giggles and strength with our bald man comb gag gift. It's tough, durables and made from natural wood, ensuring a long-lasting product that's handmade to perfection!
- 05Independently published
Bald Jokes: 150 Funny Puns About Hairless Heads!
Free Shipping - 06YouNique Designs
YouNique Designs With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Mug, 11 Ounces, Bald Men Gifts, Dad Gifts from Daughter (Black Handle)
Main highlights- [Customer service is our number one priority] – Your new bald men coffee cup will arrive packed in a durable heavy duty box to keep it safe during shipping. If you have any questions or concerns, please email us – we are just a click away!
- [Unique bald is beautiful coffee mug] - Looking for the perfect birthday gifts for bald men, bald men gifts, bald men products, or gifts for dad from daughter? Then these novelty coffee mugs are the perfect dad gifts from daughter Christmas gifts, bald dad birthday gifts, or gifts for dad who has everything! They come with a unique design - sure to fetch compliments! These ceramic coffee mugs won’t sit on the shelf, it will be used and appreciated. Share these funny coffee mugs with your dad and let them know how much you appreciate them.
- ️ [From Our Family to Yours] - YouNique Designs is a family-owned business and we put a lot of love into our products. We know how important your gift recipients are. We take pride in creating unique and thoughtful gifts for every occasion, such as Valentine’s Day gifts, Mothers Day gifts, Fathers Day gifts, graduation gifts, birthday gifts, anniversary gifts and Christmas gifts. Our mugs are a simple and fun way to say “Happy Birthday”, “Congratulations on Your Promotion”, or “Happy Retirement Day” for bald men or gifts for dad from daughter.
- [Permanent Print on Both Sides] - We use the best quality ceramics, and our images are printed with strong, vibrant, and long-lasting colors. Made using a permanent sublimation process, the print will not fade, peel or chip away so you can use your favorite hilarious coffee mugs every day. The design of this edgy coffee mug is printed on both the front and back so it is perfect for left- and right-handed people.
- ️ [Dishwasher and microwave safe] - Cleaning this coffee cup is easy - simply put it on the top rack of your dishwasher and voila - you are done! More time enjoying your favorite drinks, less time cleaning! Need a hot drink? No worries as these cool coffee mugs with sayings are microwave safe. Enjoy your hot drinks whenever you like with these white coffee mugs!
- 07Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. with a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair? | Funny Sarcastic Bald Guy Joke T-Shirt, Black, XX-Large
Main highlights- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
- TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
- SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can't feel it.
- 08Veracco
Bald Lives Matter Mug Baldi Coffee Cup Bald Joke Mug Sarcastic Mug Berserk Tea Cup Joke Birthday Father's Day Present Gift For Bald Men Boyfriend Funny Mug For Bald Dad Friends Coworkers
Main highlights- Satisfaction Guaranteed: Are you ready to enjoy the special moments of the year with this wonderful product? If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate Exchange.
- More Than A Coffee Mug: Versatile Use! The Veracco coffee mug is brillant for coffee and tea drinkers as well as water and other drinks. The cup has a cute print on both sides, and its wide handle makes it easy to grasp and enjoy a break for yourself, family and friends. Stylish and modern cups with patterns will create comfort to your life thanks to the width of 11 or 15 liquid ounces and the C-shaped handle.
- Microwave & Dishwasher Safety: The Veracco coffee mug is extremely convenient due to its dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe construction. Coffee mugs, made from durable ceramic, are food safe and lead-free creating peace of mind and security.
- High Quality Material: Premium Classic Ceramic Mug. This classic ceramic mug is of high quality and premium design. It features a large C-handle that provides a comfortable grip. The mug is made of high-quality ceramic by skilled artisans and masters of the field. The C-shaped handle is well-shaded, and there is ample space between it and the mug itself. This cute mug is well-balanced, comfortable to hold, and just as elegant as any tea party set in a restaurant or coffee house.
- A Perfect Gift: This mug is the ultimate gift for anyone special in your life yourself, your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, crush, mom, dad, papa, mama, son, daughter, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, grandparents, cousins, coworkers, or even your spouse! It’s a thoughtful way to celebrate love and appreciation, not just on Valentine’s Day but also on birthdays, anniversaries, or any other special occasion.
- 09Jeasona
Jeasona Funny Socks for Men Cotton 7-13 Funny Gifts for Men Fun Christmas Gifts for Dad Coworkers Husband Secret Santa Gift Ideas Fun Novelty Funky Socks
Free ShippingMain highlights- 【Soft Fabric】The socks are made from high-quality material, consisting of 80% cotton, which is soft and breathable, providing an exceptional level of comfort. They are suitable for all-day wear, whether sitting at the office for long hours or engaging in outdoor activities, keeping the feet dry and offering warmth and comfort.
- 【Size】These men's black socks come in size 7-13, designed specifically for adult men, ensuring a perfect fit and a comfortable wearing experience.
- 【Non-slip & Versatile】The text on the soles is made of silicone, offering additional anti-slip functionality, ensuring stable walking on smooth floors at home or during outdoor activities. Moreover, these socks are ideal for daily wear, whether relaxing at home or as a comfortable choice for the office, providing a pleasant wearing experience.
- 【Humorous Text】The soles of the socks feature a humorous message: “WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS HAIR?” This playful slogan adds a lighthearted and humorous touch to your life, especially for men with a bald spot or hair loss. These socks not only offer comfort but also provide a humorous expression, helping men approach hair loss with a relaxed mindset.
- 【Funny Gifts for Men】These fun socks are the perfect gift for men with a bald spot or hair loss, bringing laughter and confidence. They make an ideal gift for husband, dad, friends, grandpa, son, nephew, uncle, coworkers, and more—whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, or as a Christmas stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift. The recipient will appreciate your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.
- 10Veracco
Bald Lives Matter Mug Baldi Coffee Cup Bald Joke Mug Sarcastic Mug Berserk Tea Cup Joke Birthday Father's Day Present Gift For Bald Men Boyfriend Funny Mug For Bald Dad Friends Coworkers
Main highlights- Satisfaction Guaranteed: Are you ready to enjoy the special moments of the year with this wonderful product? If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate Exchange.
- More Than A Coffee Mug: Versatile Use! The Veracco coffee mug is brillant for coffee and tea drinkers as well as water and other drinks. The cup has a cute print on both sides, and its wide handle makes it easy to grasp and enjoy a break for yourself, family and friends. Stylish and modern cups with patterns will create comfort to your life thanks to the width of 11 or 15 liquid ounces and the C-shaped handle.
- Microwave & Dishwasher Safety: The Veracco coffee mug is extremely convenient due to its dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe construction. Coffee mugs, made from durable ceramic, are food safe and lead-free creating peace of mind and security.
- High Quality Material: Premium Classic Ceramic Mug. This classic ceramic mug is of high quality and premium design. It features a large C-handle that provides a comfortable grip. The mug is made of high-quality ceramic by skilled artisans and masters of the field. The C-shaped handle is well-shaded, and there is ample space between it and the mug itself. This cute mug is well-balanced, comfortable to hold, and just as elegant as any tea party set in a restaurant or coffee house.
- A Perfect Gift: This mug is the ultimate gift for anyone special in your life yourself, your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, crush, mom, dad, papa, mama, son, daughter, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, grandparents, cousins, coworkers, or even your spouse! It’s a thoughtful way to celebrate love and appreciation, not just on Valentine’s Day but also on birthdays, anniversaries, or any other special occasion.
